The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
Get the Tennis Arm mug.(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
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by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
Get the women's tennis mug.Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022
Get the Farmyard Tennis mug.Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.
by thegoldendictionary June 8, 2018
Get the tennis chains mug.In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
Get the sexual tension jellyfish mug.Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
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