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Ben Tennant

A creature of the ginger species.


Once a year, on new years eve, he performs a ritual where he slays a pig. He then makes bacon from that mangled carcass.
H: Did you see that ben tennant slay a pig last night?
S: Who didn't?
by Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed January 2, 2009
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tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?
by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008
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tennis

one of the few monotonous activities in which you gain immense pleasure. the need to get out and play is unsurpassed by all.
He loves playing tennis. if possible he could play all day and all night.
by tennis4life June 28, 2004
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Tennincha

The word to describe someone with a ten inch dick.
Jake, are you a tennincha?
by Tsukes June 14, 2017
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Tennanity

The religion based on the worship of David Tennant in his role as the tenth doctor. Certain customs include the ten commandments of Tennanity, prayers based on the companions, and the Doctor Who writers being recognised as saints.
I follow the faith of Tennanity!
by TennishGirl96 August 22, 2010
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Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
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hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.
by DCo311 November 15, 2010
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