Penn and Teller

The biggest part of this sex act is to be fucking standing up, with the girl up against a window, or, better, a sliding glass door. It involves three people; you, the window girl, and your male friend in the closet. While fucking her, "accidentally" let your dick slip out, while your friend silently pops out of the closet and takes your place. Then, sneak outside and wave to her through the glass.

Last night I pulled a Penn and Teller on my bitch; she was so pissed when she saw it was Tommy fucking her as I waved.

by TopKnot August 10, 2010

Tekker 500

The race down the highway after Wyotech lets out. Usually takes place at the north campus at 4:15 PM.

Hurry! Get in the truck! We gotta get at the front of the Tekker 500!

by Ar-Kansas March 4, 2009

teller

someone who is like a messenger or just doesn't keep there mouth shut and gets rejected alot

Yo, dude ur such a teller can you ever be quiet

by Pureheart620 August 26, 2020

indian-teller

its someone begins to tell you an important idea, but then takes it back and doesn't tell you at all.

which makes them a douche.

Rob: did i tell you about that thing that i did last night with Gale??
Lindsay: noo, tell mee!
Rob: uhm. well...
nevermind, just kidding.i cant tell you.

Lindsay: wtf?! yoursuch an indian-teller

by waka waka dingdong February 26, 2011

Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 15, 2018

Teker

Individual with delusional thoughts as to the grandeur of his reproductive organs. From the Grecian words “Tek” for wang and “Err” for “huh? Last time I looked in the mirror it was faaarkin huge maaate, no honest”

"Look at that Arman mate, what a faaarkin teker"

by Chief75 May 3, 2005

tellerphone number

The telephone number of a hot bank teller. More rewarding than a normal telephone number.

Due to limited use of good looks and charm alone, she has the highest demand for a good impression. The ability to get her number even after seeing your payroll stubs and account balance.

"there is this hot ass teller at my bank, I wanna ask her out but I'm broke as hell. I can't wait to deposit my tax return, I'm gonna get that tellerphone number."

by Clean breaker April 20, 2009