Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011

TeamUnicorns

The best people you will ever meet in the game of MicroVolts. They've got swag and personality like no other. They're a cool bunch of people with a lot of heart and love for one another. Diss them and hate them? They don't give a f*ck. They'd roflstomp you ezpz to the ground. Don't mess with TeamUnicorns, unless you have balls. Just make sure to blow it out your ass right after. HOLLA.

F@g: "Ugh this team is so nob."

Smart dude: "WHAT!? THAT'S TEAMUNICORNS QUIET YOU. SILENCIO!"

by mrpoophead July 23, 2012

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

temuujin

Sexy hot skater boi

Y’all want to fuck temuujin

by Booby111 November 26, 2018

Telemurderer

When someone is trying to talk someone out of suicide on a call and they run out of minutes.

"Hey, did you hear Clarence became a telemurderer this morning?"

by G00MH May 7, 2020

Temuism

A belief where Temu is treated as a literal god and the best online store ever. Temuists practically worship Temu and buy random shit from it every day in order to please the Temu god and other Temuists. Temuism also states that the people that say that Temu is a scam will be heavily punished on Judgement Day. Most Temuists support forced labor, because that's one of the ways Temu manages to get such low prices.

Thomas: Hey Paul, why does Aaron love to shop endlessly at Temu and hiss at everyone that mentions other online stores like Amazon?
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.

by Some dumbass on the internet September 19, 2023

TEEFUMZ

best twitch streamer BEST instagram user

also, “god” she is a god she deserves to be worshiped literally my religion

teefumz a god an artist and literally follow her RN

by yamsyamsyamsyams April 25, 2021