Tebowculosis

A psychosomatic condition experienced by New England Patriots fans when they realize they have inherited the dead weight of another franchise. Symptoms include excessive expletives, browbeating and social media posting. Lapsing into unintelligible ranting in a Boston accent has also been observed. The illness is rarely fatal, but extremely painful. Although binge drinking, selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor (SSRI) drugs, and extensive psychotherapy have been suggested as largely palliative treatments, there is no cure. Prayer on one knee is frequently suggested for the comfort of the patient.

My friend from Southie came down with a wicked bad case of Tebowculosis on June 10, 2013.

by wcodya June 10, 2013

teeaboo

Similar to a weeaboo
This is a person who wishes to be British when is not,
They may go so far in wanting to be British they may try to put on the British accent or eat British food, whilst sometimes insulting the British culture

Teeaboo: Aha! Good day sir! I love tea and crumpets
Man 1: British people don't even do that! Dude, stop being a teeaboo

by DucksThatDig April 5, 2016

teekbo

A derogatory term for a teekers; slur

Bro, stop fetishizing the teekbo- he doesn’t like it

by Fleabo February 10, 2023

Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Tebow Time

the last five minutes of any football game where the game winning drive will almost always include ten running plays capped with one pass play of thirty plus yards... concluded with a quarterback draw, thus leaving the opposing team almost no time to mount a comeback.

5 mins left. Bronco's on their own 20 yard line down by a field Goal. Its tebow time everyone.

by raikenxy November 27, 2011

Teenophobia

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.

by smitty werbenjagermanjensen1! March 7, 2011