Teapot

A reference to a female chosen for a Leadership position in a Professional Services firm who has “Petered Out”(Peter Principled Out), is a droll presenter, a credit taker, a “Parrettor,” and revels in voice mail minutes that run 90 seconds or more.

Has Solutions in her background. Destined to be “Manojed” or “Clinchyed.”
The Regional Managing Director for the North East is a Teapot.
by Victorrio Ferrera March 20, 2004
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Teapot Dome

When receiving a blow job outside it is so cold that her/his breath looks like steam rising from a teapot. It is customary to whistle when about to climax.
I went camping last week with Katie and it was so cold she decided to give me a teapot dome.
by Instantfilm February 23, 2011
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Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.
by Wally May 7, 2004
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Sexy teapot

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.
'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
by Danger Russ August 26, 2013
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peter teapot

Peter teapot likes juicy in his ass like a john pumpkin
by Will F24 December 12, 2018
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pick a teapot

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong
“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot
by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018
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Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'
My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.
by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008
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