Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.

"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

teabagged

While playing Halo in multiplayer,after raining victoriously over your opponent(killing them) you crouch and uncrouch over their lifeless body.....whether over their head or other preferred area of the corpse.

I killed Default and teabagged his cold dead face, only right before i was sniped by a dirty vagodor.

by Stephen February 11, 2005

teabagger

the name originally given to and by themselves, as members of the movement now known as the Tea Party. They tried to back off this term after they became aware that it's also used as a sexual term that denotes dropping ones ball-sack into another mans mouth( also used for dropping said sack into a womans mouth, but mostly men on men). They are uninformed and misinformed about politics- almost always right wing zealots, latent racists, they claim to be against big government, unless that big government controls who we love ( don't like out openly gay/lesbian people), they are generally unable to debate their views with anyone that has a clue, they are for giving money to the rich ( in the form of tax cuts- to help the "job creators")in the hopes that the American dream ( to also be rich) will someday be theirs.

The teabaggers were very excited to hear Sarah Palin's coming to town- they excitedly proclaim- clean up the trailer, comb your mullet and brush yer tooth- Sarah's a comin!!!

by tretalo December 26, 2011

Teabagger

"Teabaggers" are the elite members of the Tea Party conservative movement. Any one can be a member of the Tea Party, but the term "teabagger"......you have to earn that title.

The Teabaggers infiltrate homes quietly and put their conservative balls into opponents mouths.

by Steven Lucas Slater December 14, 2010