Tearing it off

1. An extreme session of masturbation brought on by being male.

see tugging: The more intense form of "tugging it".

I haven't seen Fahim in a couple days. He must be tearing it off.

by Coinsmith August 13, 2010

Teasing the Alien

butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.

Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?

by Ryan aka Ryno April 23, 2009

alt trading

alternate method of trading. term mainly coming from the business ran by aimer in counterblox, being the act of selling CB skins for real life money or other currency!

"wow team cringe is alt trading again"-random
"and theres nothing we can do to stop it"-rolve gamemod

by ang9rcb August 30, 2020

Tedding

Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.

Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.

However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...

Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."

Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*

Warning Signs of a Ted:

-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.

-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."

-He drives an Acura.

-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.

-He is a software developer.

-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.

Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.

Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."

You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?

Ashley - "No."

by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014

myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.

Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.

by kw525362 March 26, 2009

trading cards

An expensive pieces of cardboard (normally £5/$8) that are cool for about 10 minutes until a new type of cards come out and then they will have thrown their cards away or left them for about a year and sold them on e-bay.

pokemon cards, yugio cards

by hugh jaas April 9, 2005

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009