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Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
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tecmo

Tecmo Super Bowl, aka best football game ever
we're havin a tecmo party tonight!
by Aaron December 30, 2003
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Telford

Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.

Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.

In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.

It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
Telford: Chav Capital, 'Most Godless City In The World' winner 1999 to 2011, dump.
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tecmobowl

(v.) To dominate an opponent so effectively that the opponent is convinced you knew their exact strategy.

Named for the NES football game Tecmo Bowl, in which the defense had to select from one of 8 possible offensive plays to defend against. If they guessed the one the offense actually ran, they would shed every block, run at max speed, and almost instantly gang tackle the quarterback or running back.
Man, did you see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers tecmobowl the Raiders in that Super Bowl? The Bucs coach was the Raiders coach the previous year, so he literally knew what plays they were going to run! It was ridiculous.
by Santhizar February 22, 2011
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teleophobia

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.
1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
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Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye
Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*
by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021
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tedmond

The best boy in the world. He’s so hot and smart. He’s Asian and eats rice.
Bro tedmond is so cool, look at him eating rice!
by Tedurban11 February 2, 2022
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