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Triangle Bullshit

This is when your lying down to go to sleep and you cant get your blanket fixed right, its all tangled up. So you start to kick the blanket in mid-air to fix the triangle bullshit!
"All I want to do is pass out but I cant because of Triangle BullShit !!!!!!!!!!"
by KittyPotPie May 6, 2006
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Triangle Person

Illuminati worshipers made of cardboard and high in fiber. They're kleptomaniacs.
-Damn, that Triangle Person stole my chair!
-Don't be such a Triangle Person.

-Did you see that Triangle Person on The News 4?
-There's officially no Triangle Person in your bathroom.
by IlluminatousTriangulous February 22, 2015
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Bermubic Triangle

a woman's pubic region that's so large, that things can slip into the eternal abyss of mystery which lies at the center.
"Did you see that lady in the super short shorts? She's certainly rockin' a Bermubic Triangle up there!"

"I wore a condom, but somehow it got lost in her Bermubic Triangle. Oops."

oops pussy Bermuda Triangle FUPA
by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010
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Chocolate Triangle

A sex position in which three men coat their penises in chocolate then arrange their bodies into a triangular position and proceed to have three-way oral sex.
Dude 1: I melted some chocolate yesterday with two of my friends and we had a chocolate triangle

Dude 2: Invite me next time! I love chocolate! and penis!
by Ginger magicpants March 31, 2011
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Spermuda Triangle

What you call a hairy vagina that has been cummed on.
Rihanna hadn't shaved her pussy in weeks. So when her boyfriend pulled out and jizzed on her, she was left with a Spermuda Triangle.
by Nappy Ho DiMaggio December 31, 2011
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Zion's triangle

A threesome consisting of only Mormon male missionaries. Ideally an "Eiffel Tower" is performed over one missionary to then make the Zion's triangle.
Did you hear? Elder Daws and I pulled a Zion's triangle with Elder Baxter last night, dude it was friggin epic.
by Wheels and deals January 11, 2020
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Love Triangle

When two people both love a third person, and that third often loves them both. The object of their love may be conflicted as to whom he/she wants, and generally nobody emerges from these very happy. Love Triangles, as it is widely agreed, really fucking suck.
Movies (And the overly perverted force some call fate) tend to resolve Love Triangles by killing off the less-hot suitor.
by Banazir Galbassi October 3, 2005
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