termite

Someone who is destructive by their very nature. An individual who knows no better than to cause wanton destruction, leaving gaping holes in objects & lives and a trail of smouldering wreckage wherever he goes.

1) The technical 'wizard' at my company who thinks that by hammering (almost toally) random hacks into (what can now only be referred to as) 'bespoke' software he will eventually render said software useful, user-friendly and by virtue of those factors, impressive to his colleagues. Not so, fat boy. Thanks for leaving me a fuckload of work.

2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.

by Twitchin' Meat February 19, 2004

Termite Bubbler

A gay jew who lives on the upper west side of town.

Man, that gay jew over there lives on the upper west side.
What a Termite Bubbler.

by phteven September 5, 2016

TERMITE

1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter

Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!

This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!

Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.

by c-note February 3, 2005

Tramit

To vomit in a trashcan

After a long night of partying, I couldn't make it to the bathroom so I had to tramit from my bed.

by bitter betties March 18, 2011

termite

A sexual position by which the man performs excessive anal sex on the woman, leading to anal spillage of fecal matter... the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.

"We tried all kinds of new sex positions last night... but the craziest one was the termite!"

by masterdarkly January 5, 2014

termitasionals

Just a friend of mine

My friend from web Buse

by Mustafa February 2, 2005

Tardity

Degree of Tardedness.

See Tardedness

"Wow, your tardity just went way up!"

by Andrej and Emily October 28, 2005