tap

1, n. TAP, standing for Totally Acceptable Pussy or Totally Acceptable Penis, or someone who is not a hottie, but looks good enough to bang in a pinch.
2, adj. describing someone who is TAP by the previous definition.

1. "Was she hot?" "Nah, but she was TAP."
2. "There's a lot of TAP in this room."

by Lemon Drop Kid August 30, 2003

TAP

1) Acronym meaning "True As Piss".

2) Something that is definitely true. A universal truth.

Person A: "Kayaking is so awesome."

Person B: "TAP!"

by Ben (originator) April 13, 2005

tap

the penis or vagina, so called because they both excrete urine, much like a tap gives out water

"I swear blind I could've seen his tap."
"There she was, legs akimbo, tap showing."

by R. Lluyd May 21, 2008

Tap

To go to sleep or to take a long nap after a long day.

I’m gone call you back later I’m finna tap.

by Ari.tocold April 10, 2019

Tap

1. (verb) Is a reference to the beer tap and refers to the act of intercourse without the extra baggage of a relationship. Someone taps a "piece of ass" for sex until they are all used up and/or dry. The tapper must then venture out and forage for another person to "tap". Thence whatever relationship the previous tap had with said tapper is null and void. The act of tapping hearkens back to a much simpler more animalistic time in our history when women were plentiful and had higher infant mortality rates.

The movie "Animal House" is said to have spawned this etymological phenomenon.

1. I dare say, I would amply enjoy tapping that ass given the appropriate opportunity.

by Prof. Sly January 27, 2010

TAP

TAP
Teenage pregnancy- often 12-16 year olds, where their eggos are preggoed by blacks in parks.

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Joanna what a tap

she had some sexytime with james

in skanky frimley

NOW her eggo is totally preggo

by Sarah likes it June 22, 2008

TAP

Acroynm for Take-A-Poo.

I'll be back, I'm gonna go TAP real quick.

by Nader H. May 9, 2008