Tablespoon Titties

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Pirin Tablets

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

Tabletoparoosky

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

auto-tangle

When wires somehow get all tangled up all the time. Similar to auto-aim for video games, but in real life.

We just came back from vacation and it's like our video game controllers are all on auto-tangle. I don't know how the wires became all tangled.

by AsianExpress August 15, 2008

Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

by Alex. $te March 26, 2005

Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.

Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.

by manaaa December 17, 2012