Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.
There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.
by TJW!!!! August 18, 2008
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Get the Tall Stackmug.