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matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.
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chase seymour

A hot upperclassmen
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by Chase seymour April 28, 2023
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smour

v. to suddenly ejaculate upon a persons face, usually while the victim is sleeping

Pronounciation: (smau-er) *note* au makes an "ow" as in "ouch" sound
Dude, I totally smoured Josh the other night after he passed out!
by Stalker-right-behind-you August 21, 2008
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Seymour

A Word commonly used and/or associated with higher class wealthy people, who think they are much better than everyone else.

These people are those that are commonly mocked, due to their inane etiquette and reasoning.
That man is such a Seymour.

Meaning, that man is such a higher class prick, thinking he's so much better than me. (Or something along those lines, at least, otherwise the usage is incorrect.)
by DelVair June 11, 2012
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mahomet seymour junior high

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason
example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!
by the potato people are real October 10, 2016
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Seymour

He’s got a long time crush on Audrey, and his new plant can help him get at her 🌱 suddenly seymour is so successful, he’s adopted, and is a botanical genius!
Oh Seymour, you sounded sexier than the wolf-man!
by theurchin March 22, 2019
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Seymour

Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.
OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!

Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.

John's a bit of a Seymour today...
by Seymour Hawkins August 22, 2012
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