Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

swoofting

Swoofting is the action of waving a fart away from your bottom.

Girl 1: oh my god did you see Rhys swoofting his fart over there?
Girl 2: he is totally swoofting!!!
Rhys: I am the best swoofter

by Jojobopeep July 12, 2018

Swifting

When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.

Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.

by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018

Swifting

To Swift someone or to be swift is to hold out on information.

“Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”

“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”

by bozzy519 May 7, 2019

Swouting

A combination of sweating and shouting. Used in anger.

I was seriously swouting when I found out…

by MattBar January 9, 2023

Swafting

A cramp during sexual intercourse

During intercourse, my husband’s leg was swafting.

by booknerd94 October 20, 2025

Taylor Swifting

Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours

They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.

by pecanlove June 1, 2013