Not to be confused with Finland.
A country north of Denmark.
Popular sports include ice-hockey, in which most notable success was second place 1995 World Championship tournament held in Stockholm.
A country north of Denmark.
Popular sports include ice-hockey, in which most notable success was second place 1995 World Championship tournament held in Stockholm.
by zagga April 12, 2005
A quite big piece of land, not so far from Denmark
Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.
Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.
They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.
Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.
They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
by iNielsen December 30, 2009
The worst country in the world. Full of lazy, racist, homosexual communists. The women reek of their pickled herring rotten pussies and the men stank of ass droppings on their penises. Bathing is optional and usually discouraged. Tootbrushes have yet to be introduced.
by USA-A-OK March 24, 2010
A country neighbouring Norway, Denmark and Finland.
Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!
Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!
by FreddyTheGreat May 23, 2009
1. They are always late
2. They are fat
3. They can't spell
4. They suck at math
5. They suck at every sport
6. They wish they could be from Denmark
2. They are fat
3. They can't spell
4. They suck at math
5. They suck at every sport
6. They wish they could be from Denmark
by g-t0-h August 30, 2007
Sweden, not to be confused with hell, is widely recognized as the worst place on earth to place your feet. After years of studies, professor Mike Dunningham at MIT discovered that Sweden, being so miserable was, largely due to the Swedes, the people populating Sweden.
Also they suck at card games.
Also they suck at card games.
-USING SWEDEN AS A SCARE-
Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.
Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.
Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)
Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.
Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.
Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)
by CaPsLoCk_is_my_BEST_Friend May 14, 2010
Where the banana-peelers of Norway origin from. Rather boring and cold country in Europe. Home of racists, non-believers and partysvensker (partyswedes).
Is said to be populated with only hot, blonde women, when infact it struggles with immigration and people fleeing the country due to few work-places.
The place where Norwegians go to buy vodka and fags while fucking swedish brudar (brides) during easter.
Is said to be populated with only hot, blonde women, when infact it struggles with immigration and people fleeing the country due to few work-places.
The place where Norwegians go to buy vodka and fags while fucking swedish brudar (brides) during easter.
by Swee-ping April 26, 2011