Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011

simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

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morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

by reese davies July 9, 2018

Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.

A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.

by KidvKat June 24, 2019

Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.

Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.

by scooterluvr May 13, 2021

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Simulation

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.

"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus

by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

Situationship

When you and your partner have sex, hold hands while driving, call every night, fall asleep on the phone, tell each other that u love them but as FRIENDS, and tell each other everything. But you guys are only buddies like “fuck buddies”

Here’s the situation, we’re in a situationship.

by Hahapicklesarecute August 29, 2020