Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
by Upchucker March 31, 2009
Get the Slurryitus Cystitis mug.Originally stated on the @barstoolbroncos Instagram account in 2020, Sorry, Vegas is a term used when you are sports betting and win so much that you actually feel bad for taking Vegas’s money and feel the need to apologize.
It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.
The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence
It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.
The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence
*You have $50 on the Boise State vs BYU basketball game. Boise state is a four point underdog and wins*. “SORRY, VEGAS!”
*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”
Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.
*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”
Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.
by Barstool Broncos December 12, 2020
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When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
by searingxheretic July 12, 2011
Get the Line Cook Slurry mug.Rochelle: I heard the infection spread through livestock, but I never studied that, better safe than sorry I guess.
by ityaboigummyrice May 18, 2020
Get the better safe than sorry mug.A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
Get the I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 mug.Example 1
male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.
male boss: (sighs): It's okay.
Example 2:
male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.
Example 3:
woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.
male boss: (sighs): It's okay.
Example 2:
male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.
Example 3:
woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011
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