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by dell lo September 20, 2020
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what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.
aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.
by tony January 24, 2004
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Gary suck my cock

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011
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holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock

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by suck my cock man December 20, 2020
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sucking a private part you dumb idiot
Hey girls suck my cock, it's big and juicy
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Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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Suck a cock

It means suck a massive/tiny thing in between a males legs
Martha : sUcK a cOcK jOsH Josh : mmmmm dElIsH
by helllll nahhhh July 11, 2022
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