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stupidity tax

"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
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sheer stupidity

by sheer stupidity October 15, 2015
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West Coast Stupidity

A phrase describing far left socialist irrationality typically found in liberals who live on the West Coast of the United States. Opposition to traditional American values, gun ownership, and traditional marriage being the norm. Willingness to sacrifice the rights of the individual to further globalist environmentalist agendas.
Paying thousands more for a hybrid car is pure West Coast Stupidity.
by poyfectpecker April 7, 2019
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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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herd stupidity

Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.
COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
by YAWA November 17, 2020
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level of stupidity

A quotient enumerating the gross stupiditude of a person, object, or idea.
The level of stupidity of one's butt is equal to or greater than the level of stupidity of that person's head.
by DNichols July 23, 2003
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Turdidity

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.
"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"
by Zzlorp October 12, 2008
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