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strop mag

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
by stropmag September 23, 2008
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Strope Wafel

Noun: Strope Wafel.

Definition: A pseudo-German phrase for having MAD STD's on your penis and/or vagina. We're talking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamydia, and a general assortment of random-ass STD's all combined on your cock or cunt! If the above description matches your condition, your name is most likely Strope Wafel.

Side note: Strope Wafels tend to be EXTREMELY racist and bigoted to most anyone. This is caused by their penis size, or lack thereof.
Joe: Hey Steve, I just ran into a bloke named Strope Wafel today!

Steve: Damn Joe, what was that like? :O

Joe: All he did was preach racism while reeking of rotten tuna due to his apparent genital disease!

Steve: Holy shit, what a MAJOR CUNT!! XD
by LooglyLoo November 21, 2011
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Strop Mag

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
by stropmag October 4, 2006
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Claus-strophobia

The feeling of being trapped and encroached on by Christmas; being unable to avoid or escape the commercials, the music, and the rest of the havoc that is wreaked upon all of us regardless of our religious denomination from Thanksgiving to new years'.
It's still a few days from Christmas, but I am dealing with a severe case of Claus-strophobia after going by the mall. Wake me up when it's over.
by Dr. Seth Mathus Ganz December 23, 2010
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G-stroyed

a term used to describe an effortless victory. used by gamers and gangstas alike, the origin of the word is not known, but it's meaning packs some heat.
steve: hey man how was the canucks game last night?

trevor: the red wings G-stroyed the canucks. zetterberg was all over luongo.
by wickked September 21, 2009
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