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stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.
Hey, I'm stroking my balls.
by Mirosui August 26, 2005
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Storosing

Verb.
This must be done with two people. The act of digging up a fresh corpse, lubing up your arm and inserting it into their anus until you can get a good grip on their intestines. Once you get a good grip, start pulling them out of the anus. Once you have a foot of intestine out, have your friend lube up their anus and start inserting the deceased intestine into his or her anus, letting all of the bodily fluids leak into their intestinal tract, until they orgasm.

Present tense - Storos
Past tense - Storosed
1. Dude, Felicia just died a few days ago, she may have a shotgun wound to the head, but we should totally storos her.

2. Gary - Hey John, after being storosed, how do you feel, man?

John - Man, that storosing gave me the best orgasm ever.
by abundanceofcreation August 10, 2018
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Strobing

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.
Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.
by Philhole November 2, 2019
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Streaming Aids

When you're streaming something on the internet and it's only a short length but it stops about 20 seconds in and starts buffering again. Usually in the form of an important and amazing song on youtube, thus ruining it. Even though you have broadband.
by stayinwonderland June 1, 2009
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Strimming

Trimming anal hair so thick that a strimmer has to be used, instead of conventional means
Michael: 'What did you get up to last night Steve W?'
Steve W: 'I strimmed this bird, initially we tried anal with copious lube, but even that couldn't circumnavigate the anal forest. Tried to force my cock in but couldn't see my wood for the anal forest, so had to do some Strimming instead'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
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hoe strolling

by kmoneyy April 12, 2008
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sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.
Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.
by bcwn13 January 31, 2010
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