Tri-strike

The stature of a person who is ready to forgive and forget a first abuse, tolerate it a second time, but never forgive nor tolerate on the third offense.

First time: "Kids, I should ground you for leaving this residrink, but I'll be tri-strike with you."
Second time: "You did it again? My tri-strike is wearing thin."
Third time: "Again? That's it. You've been tri-struck!"

by Sarahjane2 January 20, 2015

Trouble and Strife

Cockney slang for Wife

Bloke 1: Fancy another pint mate?
Bloke 2: Cheers, but I gotta get back to the old trouble and strife before midnight or lese she'll blow!

by Patata Non Gratin June 4, 2015

Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”

by Carlos science November 24, 2019

counter-strike

the reason why i failed my exam.

Damnit, I should be studying for my exam. But I still pwned you in counter-strike!

by DH December 19, 2004

Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Filters are for pussies.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

Dave Strider

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

Person A:Check it out hes like dave strider
Person B: what how?

Person A: they're both so cool!!

by Nyoom_101 November 18, 2018