stratejacket

Alias of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Member Wish Bone.

"Wish Bone" aka "Stratejacket", "Big Wish"

by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007

Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

strategic wank

Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.

“Tomorrow night love”

by Ian S August 7, 2005

Chess strategy

Basic definition: A long-term plan in chess, such as exploitation of weak pawns and weak pawn structures, king-side attack, creation of a pawn majority, creation of knight outpost, Bishop vs Knight Supremacy, trading into a winning endgame, etc. that allows one side to gain an advantage over the other opponent if played correctly.

Defined best by Harry Golombek, chess strategy, or planning, is "the process by which a player utilizes the advantages and minimizes the drawbacks of his position. In order to promise success, planning is thus always based on a diagnosis of the existing characteristics of a position; it is therefore most difficult when the position is evenly balanced, and easiest when there is only one plan to satisfy the demands of the position."

According to International Master Jeremey Silman, the existing characteristics, also called imbalances, preferably assessed by experienced chess players to create an ideal plan are:

1. Superiority of Minor Pieces
2. Pawn Structure
3. Space
4. Material Advantage
5. Control of a key file or square
6. Lead in development
7. Initiative

"Figure out the side of the board you wish to play on. You can only play where a favorable imbalance or the possibility of creating a favorable imbalance exists. Only now do you look at the moves you wish to calculate." --- IM Jeremy Silman.

Dude, listen to this chess strategy I used against Mr. Limbian: I traded my c-pawn for his d-pawn to make his e-pawn an isolated, weak d-pawn, then I piled up my big pieces against that pawn and finally won it. I wanted use the principle of two weaknesses on him, but he barely had any understanding of chess so it didn't matter. The rest of the game was easy; trade all pieces and win the end game. It ended up in a king and pawns vs king and pawns ending, but he understood absolutely nothing about opposition or trianglulation. I basically killed him after that. What an amateur! Want to see the game?

by Melvin172091 September 23, 2009

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

Female Dating Strategy

A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.

FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."

by WhyAreYouMad? July 21, 2021