A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.

Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!

by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005

Shrainer

The shoe/trainer hybrid.
Too casual to be shoes - definitely not trainers as no sport could ever be undertaken in them.

Usually in two-tone brown, often slip-on or velcro, always ugly.

Can be seen on dress down fridays or family holidays as dad thinks they will be good for the pool in the day and the restaurant at night.

"I wish I could wear shorts to the office but I'd look like a dick if I wore them with shoes and the boss wont let me wear trainers"
"You could always wear shrainers like Patrick does?"
"I'd look less of a dick wearing shoes!"

"Right kids - who's ready for the disco?"
"Dad. I'm going nowhere with you if you're wearing your shrainers".

by Get Down Shep June 18, 2010

stainer

Derived from a person who sucks. They are just a stain on the map. A person who ruins a good time, is unwanted or sits on the the bridge with the rats.

can be used in various forms: Staining; that stain; those stainz; stainzilla

1-Look at that stainer over there
2- Naa he's with Jim too....
1- oh yea.. those stainz

by gunzoid November 29, 2006

Sprainer

A penis sprain caused by an abrupt fall on the penis while erect.

When the cops busted into the strip club, Tommy tripped and gave himself a really bad sprainer.

by Pubert_The_Great June 19, 2009

stratner

a really hefty fight between two scrawny fruity donnys.

ben rich is owt for a stratner cause it’s his birthday

by fruity donny October 23, 2020

serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.

Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Drainer and stainer

drainer and stainer:
Vulva and anus

‘dogs were sniffing around my drainer and stainer ...’ Courtesy of Kate McKinnon on SNL

by Bartledoo April 22, 2020