snoved

Having a personal item or cash stolen by a certain "shady" individual while you are temporarily vacated from your premises

pronounced "snowv'd"

Hyman: What the fuck! I just left my room for 15 minutes to take a shit and now my macbook is gone.

Eigendude: Damn.. you got snoved hard.

by Jacky-Jack 329 February 22, 2010

Stoverish

Language spoken by one man, mostly gibberish and muffled grunts

Normal Person: hello
Stoverish speaker: *ErRr*

by Brad Stover December 1, 2019

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

by Sanron April 12, 2019

Steved Ya

A way of saying thanks after you make sex with someone. When no sex is involved it is used when you trick or fool someone. Can be used as a more intense and cool way of saying Got ya!

Dave and Steve are eating chicken nuggets and Dave points at the window. While Steve's head is turned looking at the window, Dave steals a nugget. When Steve notices that Dave took his nugget Dave Yells "Steved Ya" because he knows he tricked Steve.

by TheStevenKing March 26, 2013