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stoop monkey 

Most likely involving members of the black community "posted up" on their front steps...or "stoop". Usually for a duration of time longer than the normal 8-hour workday. Most likely dressed in white-T's, sometimes involving brown paper bagged 40's, and occassionally joints behind the ear.
"You would not believe how many stoop monkeys are out today"
stoop monkey by K&M est. 2003 August 19, 2008
Related Words

stoop juice

Any beverage (usually alcoholic) consumed on a stoop.
"You wanna go drink some juice on the stoop?"
"You mean have some stoop juice?"
stoop juice by rampantDK March 31, 2008

Stoop Poop 

Taking a dump on somebody's porch
I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.
Stoop Poop by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

stoop kid 

a kid whoose afraid to leave his stoop (see. stoop) will not play games with other children and only interacts as they walk passed, often bullied and teased.
stoop kid by anticon February 1, 2005

stoop kid 

(n) a friend who constantly declines invitations to hang out, spend time, or leave his/her house.
I've asked Mike to hang out every day this week, and each time he has an excuse and deaded me... what a stoop kid!