stonk

A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"

by Will_A August 17, 2005

stonk

A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej

by Diesel Daddy June 04, 2009

Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020

Stonks

Profet

i get $ from Stonks

by BISHNU'SREAL February 26, 2020

Stonks

STONKS is the best meme ever invented. Use it wisely for those who mistreat it suffer painful deaths.

Guy 1: “Buys 3D printer, buys PS4, 3D prints PS4, returns 3D printer and PS4”
Guy 2: “STONKS”

by MrNameMan January 22, 2020

stonk

1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"

by Allison Manly January 11, 2007

Stonk

When you're both drunk AND stoned

Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!

by palpatine47 February 04, 2010