A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.
I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008
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These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.
A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.
A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.
Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015
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"Hey Spips bring me that wrench."
"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."
"Be careful parking the spips."
"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."
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by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017
Get the Spips mug.John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.
That is what a slipshit is
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.
That is what a slipshit is
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"What are you getting up to tonight?"
"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
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Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
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Lee wanted a drink and rang Gillian for a drink and she said “it’s too early” I replied “I know that’s why they call it morning sips”
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