Seaford

People from Seaford, LI:

-are italian or irish
-caucasians..

-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before

-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover

- choose tobay over jones beach

-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round

-know that dunkin is better than starbucks

-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)

Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?

Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.

by 5169errs May 15, 2018

Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

camp seafarer

Camp seafarer is the best camp of all thats right uh huh o yeah! Well duh any seagull kid could have told you that.

Basically its where the preppiest kids in america go and it rocks. and OF COURSE camp 4 tribe brings on the camp four generation.

Not only are the people awesome LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THEM HOT SEAGULL CAMPERS/COUNSLERS
haha ya you know it. PREPS ON THE LOOSE when we jump and jive in 2005

Seagull camper: woa look at those hot preps from seafarer
Seafarer camper: woa look at those hot preppy seagull campers

by hot stuff March 4, 2005

seafoaming

the act of giving a woman a golden shower after eating asparagus to give a uniquely foul smelling odor and pungent scent which causes the urine to foam, thus humiliating the woman.

get over her cunt, im going to be seafoaming you all night.

by delmarboy6969 July 25, 2010

Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money

Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022

Camp Seafarer

A Southern camp in North Carolina where only the coolest girls go.They're sweet girls, yet they're adventurous and crazy- shaving cream fights, hardcore sailing,spirit and screaming,and not to mention their boys camp across the Neuse-(See Camp Sea Gull)where the absolute hottest guys are. THE BEST CAMP OF ALL THATS RIGHT UH HUH OH YEAH!!

Seafarer Girl 1:He was a big tall man he was a DESPERADO

All: YAYYYYYYY!

Seafarer Girl 2: P-A-R-T-Y its party time with SEAGULL GUYS..Paaaaarty..don't let Cille know..PAAAARTY...cause she wont let you go

All: YAYYYYY!

Seafarer Girl 3: RIISE AND SHINE...

*Odd silence*

by SeafarerChick1234 March 5, 2005

Stead

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.

Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!

by hacwan74 April 11, 2010