A mentally artistic individual. Tends to just sit. Doesn't breath, doesn't pump blood. Has a low IQ.
Look at that fucking starfish its just kinda sittin there.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.
by Trishyboo September 13, 2017
Get the Starfishmug. A sexual position involving 5 guys and 1 girl. One guy inserts his dick into the girls vag, another guy inserts his dick into the girls ass, the 3rd guy inserts his dick into the girls mouth, and the last two guys get handjobs from the same girl.
by mclovin696969696969696695 February 4, 2010
Get the Starfishmug. An exceptionally lazy bottom (in reference to gay sex) One whose lays splayed out on his back and doesnt move during the entire act. Think visual representation
by atlken77 December 23, 2007
Get the Starfishmug. A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.
"Who'd you lay last night?"
"Frankie."
"Really? What was that like?"
"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
"Frankie."
"Really? What was that like?"
"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
by monstars22 February 14, 2012
Get the Starfishmug. In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !
by UNITED WRIOT February 1, 2016
Get the Starfishmug. To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014
Get the Starfishedmug. Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.
by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018
Get the Starfishmug.