An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.
Their art museum is quite nice though.
Their art museum is quite nice though.
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Get the Aaron Stanford mug.A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.
My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
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Get the Stanford mug.A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.
These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
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Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
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