stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing

yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box

by kevinadork December 29, 2011

Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).

This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.

by Tankai July 1, 2014

Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting

That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

stalk-off

When two people actively stalk each others pages on Facebook rather than simply blocking each other.

Tammy and Jill are currently involved in a stalk-off since the whole Halloween party incident.

by miei October 31, 2013

Stalk Block

When browsing on Myspace or Facebook, and clicking on a profile, only to find out that it is a private profile.

I was trying to find out where Morgan works on Myspace, but then I got stalk blocked by her private profile

by Spencevil April 21, 2008

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016