swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

squonk

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007

shwonk

an extremely flat ass

“dude, look at that shwonk”

by ___kenz October 8, 2017

swonky

mix of the words "SWANKY" and "WONKY" . Swanky meaning: awesome!cool!dope!glamourous! Wonky meaning: weird!strange!crazy!trippy!

Oh sh*t this tune is swonky!

Hey man, Stay Swonky! B)
I don't know, after that LSD trip , everything seems SWONKY af!

by edmdictionary October 31, 2017

Squonk

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

by 5iWa September 11, 2010

squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013