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dickie squishie

When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!
by Rosie November 16, 2003
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squishahedron

A squishahedron is a polyhedron that is also a dog toy. Squishahedra have become a popular dog toy in the early 21st century. Squishahedra may be platonic, Archimedean, or Catalan in nature.
In an aristocratic British accent from a bygone era, a man dressed like Winston Churchill from tenure as prime during the second world war might say (while puffing on a cigar): "By Jove, that doggo is wonking that squishahedron like the dickens!"
by The_Moonbug November 12, 2023
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Squishter

Seeing Squishter talk about sex is so very, very wrong.
by Not Talid February 4, 2004
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squishmale

to molest or hit on a girl who is completely uninterested in the guy.
"man, what is that guy doing? she obviously hates him. so why is he trying?"

"oh hes just pulling a squishmale"
by the russian in vista October 28, 2008
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squishyjello

to be vulgar and squishy; to find a person, place or thing to be creepy and arousing; or To squish jello between one's fingers or onto body parts creepy and lasciviously
"I watched her squishyjello her way through the dark night club to me".
by Mrs. Hyde May 13, 2010
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Squishadin

When you stick your floppy dick into the small opening of a glass bottle and get a boner, getting your dick stuck then having to shatter the glass bottle with your dick still in it.
I heard that Jimmy gave himself a Squishadin
by The other DOOD May 25, 2010
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squishability

The ability for something to stay squished. ie: the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.
the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.
by mandado12 July 9, 2014
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