Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Squinch

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie

1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.

by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019

Squinch Marks

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".

Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.

by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

Squeach

(verb)
1. The action of an object or person moving or rubbing up against another object, especially back and forth with pressure and friction.
2. To move along the surface of an inanimate object with pressure.

Don't squeach your vagina on the gearshift when you climb up on this dick!

by ExclusiveGoldfish December 5, 2018

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Stan squelchytoecrumbs

by @niki.lodeon January 2, 2021