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Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
by Toto106 April 9, 2010
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The squeeeeelers

A group of squeeeeeling people who hunt in packs and are generally very loud and boisterous. They come from a billion different countries for example India, Italy, France, Ireland, Bangladesh and Denmark. Mostly awesome creatures who come up with bad jokes and hate on eachother. But they stay as a group. You wouldn't want to go in a fight with the squeeeeelers. they'd win.
Boy: Did you see those awesome people running on the walls?

Girl: YEAAAH! Who are these amazingly beautiful people?
Boy: The squeeeeelers!
by sdhisahydfoiybdiufhykdjhvv August 14, 2012
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Squeebee

Adjective: A word describing a person, place or thing as being too "goody two shoes" or whipped by his woman.
That guy is so squeebee, he was washing the principal's car when a bunch of bloods jumped his ass.

You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?
by TheADEN May 19, 2009
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Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.
Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!
by SJ@24 July 17, 2009
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squeeee

n. An expression of excitement portrayed when an unspecified gender of human or other terrestrial being specifically named Kate finishes writing a little bit and eats food as a reward
Squeeee I have finished five words time to snick snack on a kit kat.
by kaykaychillz November 28, 2017
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squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch
For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch
by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011
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Squeeeeeeeeeeee

A noise a fangirl makes when a fiction romantic relationship takes a step forward or they make an otp or ship somebody.
Ah they kissed. Squeeeeeeeeeeee
by faith,hope,love October 4, 2017
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