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These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011
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by miss marklarsqueakerson January 4, 2010
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by Squeaks December 14, 2003
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Get the Squeasle mug.see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.
colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
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colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
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