Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

snatchie

An extremely low angle, nude, selfie, containing a shot of the snatch, tits, and face.

I got sent a couple of snatchies taken from under the table.

by pentaerythritol April 2, 2015

spatchie

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.

Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.

by Cheevless July 12, 2017

Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018

snatchies

The term used when you steal/take something from someone else.

Person 1: Hey! I sit there!
Person 2: Snatchies! Sorry Not Sorry! >:)

by @gr7me on ig give me clout pls August 30, 2019