When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****
In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
by Roondawg March 9, 2009
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When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.
by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008
Get the Chocolate Squishee mug.Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
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Get the squashedorgans mug.1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.
1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.
by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009
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Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005
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