Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019

Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!

by Apas Mara December 9, 2008

Spunker

Loose woman, lots of sexual partners

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

Spunkin

when you blow your beer bloated cock sauce all over a fat chicks mug or pumpkin .... hence spunk and pumpkin together ..... SPUNKIN

Happy Swalloween ! shes a good sport after takin a major spunkin from the boys chess club at lunch time ! hip hip WHOREay

by Sick One December 8, 2006

spunknami

My primitive companion mis-submitted this a little.

It was actually coined to refer to an unfeasibly large - and dangerous - tumult of knacker lacquer jetted onto a person or persons unknown.

Cover my arse and back in a boiling hot spunknami.

by Daniel Norcott February 8, 2005

spunkunkling

a bowel movement in which your testicles are removed

After eating Taco Bell I was spunkunkling

by The Spunkunklers January 18, 2010