Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

Sputch

A microwaved cheese sandwich.

"I ate me some Sputch"

by Poopy7_TBA January 5, 2012

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

Spelch

The sound two bodies make on bumping into each other on uncovered fleshy areas.

And when they bumped into each other, the stomachs spelched! or I go to the gym to spelch with the cute looking chickies.

by giGadeth September 13, 2006

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

sputch

A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.

(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!

by melicia April 10, 2004

sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004