Springfield Township High School

A quaint suburban school in Montgomery County. About 5 minutes from the outskirts of Philly but if you asked anyone from Philly about if they have heard of it they will saw no and scrunch up their face in a "what the fuck" manner. Another popular response is the comparison to the Simpsons to which I say "No...not that Springfield"

The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black

Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.

G-Mob originated in Springfield Township High School. Arent we proud?

by C/O '05 Rep January 19, 2005

springfield

a big-ass town in western mass that is pretty much a shithole. i've spent time there, and both my parents grew up there. it's number 18 on the list of most dangerous US cities.

one time i was in springfield and i shit you not, witnessed someone set a car on fire with a tiki-torch.

by broseph April 10, 2005

Springfield

1. The town the Simpsons live in
2. One of 5 trillion towns in states across the U.S.

1. I wish I could live in Springfield and meet the Simpsons.
2. Why the fuck are there so many Springfields?!

by Carrie Moner August 26, 2013

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008

Springfield Rifle

a bolt-operated, magazine fed, .30-caliber rifle used by the US Army esp. in World War 1.

i used by good 'ol springfield to cap some of that german scum

by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004

West Springfield

Not to be confused with "central Springfield" or the Mixing Bowl side of town. Centered around the intersection of Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road.

West Springfield is cool.

by hola February 28, 2005

Springfield Township Highschool

A place where random ass kids come in and they may not be accepted, but they're welcome to this public school. We live outside of Philadelphia in Montgomery County. There's not too much to do around here but we sure do have a good time. A keg in the woods every other weekend and natty lite cases killed in 5 mins. The Highschool may not be high class, preppy, or highest in education but BITCH we just got turf fields and we're stepping it the fuck up. We don't care that we're not rich, because Springfield as a whole is such a great community and place for people to bond. No other school I can recognize can come together so well as if a family when something bad occurs to the town. Either from Oreland, Flourtown, or Wyndmoor.. we come together to watch our homecoming football game and support our friends. Half of the hs may be anybouls but the rest of us memorable people who have a good life. #field will always be LIT

Steve: Yo u coming to the Indian tonight?

Ethan: Fuck yeah man.. What's the theme
Steve: Nothing just come and get fucking hammered. Spread the word
Ethan: ARD BET MY NIGGA
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Springfield Township Highschool: the best 4 years

by Gomcentral September 22, 2017