spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

sprack

Slang for Methamphetamine. Originates from Orem-Provo area, Utah.

"Dave, after you're done slammin that shit, draw me up some sprack too."

by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

The Sprangs

N.
Winter Springs, Florida. Any place with the postal code 32708.

A mecca where the middle class of central Florida comes to have their kids and "settle down". 90% of these kids become stoner wastes.

Yo dog, I am in the Sprangs, let's go score some dank from E-Dub

by Zeebs February 21, 2005

sprankled

The very moment when your feet, or more common, your ankle hurts so bad that you feel as if having someone gnawing it off would somehow make you feel better.

I've been standing all day, and now my feet feel like they've been sprankled.

by kouga May 3, 2006

SPRANG BRAK

...as in Spring Break...SPRANG BRAK is used in the sense of a wicked-bad-ass-mother-fuckin-epic-son-bitch-ballsiest spring break awesomest fun times ever.

...SPRANG BRAK must always be in all caps to emphasize the literal, metaphorical, metaphysical, emotional, physiological, and sociological meaning that glorifies it's total bad ass-ness.

Try using it in a sentence!

"SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK, SPRANG BRAK!!!!!!!"

Try using this logic with other phrases as well!

"Why yes, I am taking a SPRANG BRAK RAD TRIP to New Mexico!"......(spring break road trip)

by downtownalbrown March 15, 2010

Spran

It's an abbreviation for 'spray-tan', by mixing the two words together.

I had a really good spran yesterday at the salon.

by Fishcake01 October 15, 2010