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The Spooning Dolphin 

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
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Ryan Spooner 

a really mean boy who farts on others
that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax

spooning 

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"
Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!
spooning by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015
I'm goin to my spoogie house cause her hubby is gone.
spoogie by Bleze June 26, 2003

spooning leads to forking 

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Street-spooner 

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.
“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”
Street-spooner by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Spoonerism 

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident
Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"
Spoonerism by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011