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When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
Baby, how long you going to hold out...I'm down to my last drop of Splooge!
Splooge by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
That chix so hot ima splooge
Splooge by papi pig November 4, 2019
When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.
"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
Splooge by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021
Semen coming from a man’s penis
Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here
Splooge by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022
A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...
When I'm with my bf, it's always a splooge fest for me.
Splooge by sassyfrand January 20, 2011
Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!
Splooge by Julie November 18, 2003