splingage

spinning blingage. bling that spins.

young buck's bling spins, that is madd splingage!

by norizzleH March 29, 2005

sponga

An idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid

Girl 1: I told you to go get that checked
Girl 2: Yeah well.. I didn't
Girl 1: You bloody sponga

Bloke: I'm gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
Girl: Dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle

by Bananabird October 6, 2016

fort salonga

a small hood on long island that is ruled by the akj.

fort salonga! =

by $&%*@!&# October 12, 2008

splong

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

by splong March 10, 2003

spoongasm

When you recieve an orgasm by being spooned in the butt. May be preformed during sex.

"Man when you shoved that spoon in me I had the most amazing spoongasm ever!"

"Yesmar likes recieving spoongasms from other guys. I think he's gay!"

by OrgasmicPlo May 10, 2006

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003