georgina spikings

A very short girl with a ridiculously nice bum

"Woah, look at that. Who is she!?"
"That's Gee"
"Who?"
"Georgina Spikings, who else?"

by johngore October 29, 2014

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

slinking

the art of sauntering (without grace however) stealthly yet still in a creepy manner, usually accompanied with a hood up and slitted eyes.
Slinking is generally followed by an intentional physical encounter with the opposite sex passed off as a mere accidental brush up.
One who slinks is often referred to as a "B-ton".

B-ton was totally slinking around the Caf today.

by keliseeee November 22, 2007

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009

spiking

the act of putting alcohol in punch in a high school party,, beware of the punch. At high school parties drink anythong and eat anything as it will not be spikex,, excepot! the punch! fer the punch! the punch is bad and evil for w re do not like it. spiking is legal ecause i have given you this warning,, now if you frink punch you will know yt you shouldnt be.

Tara: yo bro im at a high school party
Lauren: woah me too!
tara: so,, don't drink the punch cause it will e spikes
Lauren: haha yeah, but everything could ber spiked not just the punch. DOn't drink anything that is opened. SPiking is very common now in our society.
Tara: nO! foolish mortal only the punch!!!!!
*solders table*

by 1800-rechikolateyourmom October 17, 2019

sploking

To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously

"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"

by Chris Bianchi March 6, 2008