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The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.
Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!
by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008
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spladge

A vagina post ejacualtion.
I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.
by R.a.p. April 16, 2006
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splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.
Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.
by Karezza July 3, 2017
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Sledgehammer

Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Sledgehammer
1/4 Mile= 10.6 secs @ 127mph
top speed= 254mph
0-60 time 3.9sec
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
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Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
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backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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